I wanna know the best pickup lines you've ever heard from across the bar or that you've thought up to use from behind the bar. I will start us off with a few examples.

Can I buy you a cup of coffee sometime?

Wow, your forearm is so defined, you must tamp real hard.

Is that a portafilter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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I just discovered this thread! How did i miss it? Can we get this going again?

"If you'll excuse me, judges, i'll now get started on seducing this woman." - that's all i got...
that shot pulled to fast.....pull me another?
chick orders a red eye

-Hey babe
how would you feel if I gave you a black eye?




...ok so not a pick up line. Or maybe it is for some people
so i was cleaning the condiment bar one day, and a customer came up and was pouring half n half into his coffee and said to me, "yep, i like my baristas like i like my coffee- hot, sweet, and creamy." i looked up, and he winked at me and walked away. a) i wanted to vomit cuz he was like 67, b) thas one of the OLDEST most overdone lines in the book. but since no one else had posted it, someone had to do it.
warning this is cheesy =)

ok so... pour heart in latte..... hand to cute girl and say...

"so now that I have given you my heart, can I have yours?"
*UGH!
cheesy doesn't even begin to describe it:)


Dan Streetman said:
warning this is cheesy =)

ok so... pour heart in latte..... hand to cute girl and say...

"so now that I have given you my heart, can I have yours?"
Grab my knock box
Dan Streetman said:
warning this is cheesy =)

ok so... pour heart in latte..... hand to cute girl and say...

"so now that I have given you my heart, can I have yours?"

I tried that with a rosetta once . . . she just kinda stared blankly at me.

How about, "You should try this coffee, it's amazing, especially if you drink it after bumping nasties with me"

I prefer to use a less subtle approach.
Dan Streetman said:
warning this is cheesy =)
ok so... pour heart in latte..... hand to cute girl and say... "so now that I have given you my heart, can I have yours?"

There's a variation in here somewhere too. Something about "pouring your heart out". Not sure what though...

On a side note, in the early days of my girlfriend and i's relationship, she thought that i only poured hearts in her cappuccinos. She soon found out this wasn't the case, but I promised though that i only really meant it when i poured it into hers, hehe
This thread is a major groan fest.
Did you mean "moan fest!"

Jason Haeger said:
This thread is a major groan fest.
Really, my favorite way to deal with customer crushes that have arisen over the years has been a blank faced, "So, do you want to get a cup of coffee sometime or something." Not only does it always get a laugh, it usually works.

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