I wanna know the best pickup lines you've ever heard from across the bar or that you've thought up to use from behind the bar. I will start us off with a few examples.

Can I buy you a cup of coffee sometime?

Wow, your forearm is so defined, you must tamp real hard.

Is that a portafilter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Baaahahaha! This one wins.
How 'bout, "I got a pound of Jamaican Blue I just roasted for my Clover at home. Interested?" I don't know if it would work since I've never had luck with pickup lines, but it'd work on me if I were single.
hahahaha...this post is great
this is the winner, crazy....
you must be a portafilter, babe, cuz i'd sure like to knock the puck outta you
one of our barista jams was called " I'd tamp that".
It was, as the young kids say, hilariously awesome.
Joe coming through with the zinger!
Oh, I would have to say this is the best line someone tried to use on me. Happened about two months ago:

Super foxy Romanian girl walks up to the reg. She wants a capp for here (awesome), but doesn't know which espresso to choose (s.o. or the blend). Since its slow, I take over for the reg op, going into geeky detail about the differences. I finally convince her to try the s.o. 'spro (Ethiopian Ghimbi Wollega), and she gives me a shy little grin and says,
"Well, lets see how good you taste"
and gives me a wink.

... luckily, I brought a change of pants to work that day, but DAMN!
i'd like to lock into THAT group head!
Nice tamp, wanna puck?
hey baby, how bout you make your single origin my bedroom
These are hilarious. I've got nothing.

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