well what i should have said is that a pod-lady is selling her offspring disguised as espresso pods and when we pull a shot the water will re-hydrate the young pod-people. so maybe you should call her.

the only problem is that the espresso machine says he is not ready to be a father.

Hey bro, I am down here in Richmond now, it's been awesome. My new job is letting me host a barista jam. I want it to be a lot of fun, you got any brilliant ideas I could steal? Or just cool shit in general? How have things been?

Jesse!

someone wants to sell you espresso pods

well...when someone threatens to beat you up if you don't it sort of gives you that extra push hahaha.

For a second there, I thought you might be a girl.

look were friends!

i like that your about me says that you're not a girl.
i miss you too friend. come to MA. make me maaad lattes.


with soy.

I'll be living in Center City starting April 1 and I'll be rocking the bar at Spruce St. for a while. See you around?

I am on my way out. I am starting the first week of April at Cafe Gutenberg in Richmond,VA. I got the job while I was visiting friends down there 2 weeks ago. I am super psyched. On Monday I am probably playing Disc Golf in Philly with Tim Noble, if you're free come play.

Hey Jesse! Are you a sleestak?

Hey Bro' good to see you on here. How's life up at Milkboy treating you?

And it is a quality line.

Holy Sh!t, is that the Edge? Oh, it's Jesse.
That's cool. The Edge can't make coffee, he's too rich.