I went through the Drive Thru this am and complained. They said they couldn’t do anything about it.

So I wrote to Ronald McDonald myself: see below!




Dear Ronald,

It is not typical for me to complain and particularly so in writing, and never to an iconic company such as McDonald’s.
Hell my first job was in a Sacramento Mickey D's slinging potatoes, and a lot of hot grease all over hell's half acre.

But now to the point; let's face it we are all :Lovin’ It” McDonald's and you remind us of this in your advertising constantly. But sometimes you annoy the living, well you know, out of me! Do we really need the annoying 3-5 second recorded McCafe pitch at the drive thru? Was your investment in McCafe really so risky that you have to resort to thoroughly bothering your customers, so that you might recoup?

When I spoke to the customer service cashier, you know-at the first window please, She said she hears these complaints all day long and there isn't anything she could do about it. Well, now holding up the drive-thru interminably, I asked, at the second window of course to speak to the boss. She listened to my griping and was most apologetic for the annoying tape. She said to contact you, so here it is!

This tape thing is a pain in the, well you know, and I wonder if you have any real metrics on sales that could possibly justify annoying all of your customers so?

With a powerful and Iconic company and one so loved by the American People, won't you please "Give Us a Break Today" and nix the annoying solicitation? It's much better to have your wonderful people just take our orders and save us that negative moment just as we anticipate food order for our Mickey D’s as only McDonald's can do.

Best,

Burger Loyalist