I vaguely remember the days of gauging my barista skills by how many flavor combinations I had beneath my belt to rattle off to customers. Somewhere in the mix I managed to make myself believe that the essence of our Hazelnut flavor was more pronounced when accompanied by 30+ grams of white chocolate powder then drowned with 20 ounces of sea foam-esque milk and 3 or 4 shots of something resembling espresso.
Oh the folly of youth.
I'm sad to say this...
an iced kicker from Dutch Bros.
Which come to find out is 4 oz. of half and half, 2 oz. of irish cream and espresso which can sit for up to a minute and they'll still use it.
In my defense I was in high school and they were two dollars. Young and naive. It's sad. And you couldn't pay me to drink one now.