Barista pick up lines. - Barista Exchange2024-03-28T08:14:23Zhttps://www.baristaexchange.com/forum/topics/1688216:Topic:47900?id=1688216%3ATopic%3A47900&feed=yes&xn_auth=nohaha nice one! Laura Clark…tag:www.baristaexchange.com,2012-04-10:1688216:Comment:13723572012-04-10T11:32:43.861ZEmily Wiersmahttps://www.baristaexchange.com/profile/EmilyWiersma
<p>haha nice one! <br/> <br/> <cite>Laura Clark said:</cite></p>
<blockquote cite="http://www.baristaexchange.com/forum/topics/1688216:Topic:47900?page=5&commentId=1688216%3AComment%3A1372256&x=1#1688216Comment1372256"><div><div class="xg_user_generated"><p>If you were coffee grounds, you'd be espresso cause you're so fine.</p>
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<p>haha nice one! <br/> <br/> <cite>Laura Clark said:</cite></p>
<blockquote cite="http://www.baristaexchange.com/forum/topics/1688216:Topic:47900?page=5&commentId=1688216%3AComment%3A1372256&x=1#1688216Comment1372256"><div><div class="xg_user_generated"><p>If you were coffee grounds, you'd be espresso cause you're so fine.</p>
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</blockquote> If you were coffee grounds, y…tag:www.baristaexchange.com,2012-04-09:1688216:Comment:13722562012-04-09T20:22:39.608ZLaura Clarkhttps://www.baristaexchange.com/profile/LauraClark
<p>If you were coffee grounds, you'd be espresso cause you're so fine.</p>
<p>If you were coffee grounds, you'd be espresso cause you're so fine.</p> smoooooth
Zak Rye said:good…tag:www.baristaexchange.com,2009-04-24:1688216:Comment:4433302009-04-24T20:02:16.561Ztifhttps://www.baristaexchange.com/profile/tif
smoooooth<br />
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<cite>Zak Rye said:</cite><blockquote cite="http://www.baristaexchange.com/forum/topics/1688216:Topic:47900?id=1688216%3ATopic%3A47900&page=5#1688216Comment443146"><div>good one today-<br/> older hippy in teva sandals comes in alone.<br/>
orders a french press with 2 mugs and sits down.<br/>
lovely young barista brings the press and 2 mugs to the table.<br/>
old hippy pours both mugs full and asks the young lady to join him.<br/>
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slick old dude....</div>
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smoooooth<br />
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<cite>Zak Rye said:</cite><blockquote cite="http://www.baristaexchange.com/forum/topics/1688216:Topic:47900?id=1688216%3ATopic%3A47900&page=5#1688216Comment443146"><div>good one today-<br/> older hippy in teva sandals comes in alone.<br/>
orders a french press with 2 mugs and sits down.<br/>
lovely young barista brings the press and 2 mugs to the table.<br/>
old hippy pours both mugs full and asks the young lady to join him.<br/>
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slick old dude....</div>
</blockquote> good one today-
older hippy i…tag:www.baristaexchange.com,2009-04-24:1688216:Comment:4431462009-04-24T17:50:21.437ZZak Ryehttps://www.baristaexchange.com/profile/zak
good one today-<br />
older hippy in teva sandals comes in alone.<br />
orders a french press with 2 mugs and sits down.<br />
lovely young barista brings the press and 2 mugs to the table.<br />
old hippy pours both mugs full and asks the young lady to join him.<br />
<br />
slick old dude....
good one today-<br />
older hippy in teva sandals comes in alone.<br />
orders a french press with 2 mugs and sits down.<br />
lovely young barista brings the press and 2 mugs to the table.<br />
old hippy pours both mugs full and asks the young lady to join him.<br />
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slick old dude.... you can help purge it if you…tag:www.baristaexchange.com,2009-04-24:1688216:Comment:4429882009-04-24T16:13:46.942ZJesse -D->https://www.baristaexchange.com/profile/JesseDarrow
you can help purge it if you want.<br />
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Sorry I couldn't help myself.<br />
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<cite>Nicole Michaud said:</cite><blockquote cite="http://www.baristaexchange.com/forum/topics/1688216:Topic:47900?page=5&commentId=1688216%3AComment%3A442861&x=1#1688216Comment442861"><div>I like watching you clean your steam wand...</div>
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you can help purge it if you want.<br />
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Sorry I couldn't help myself.<br />
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<cite>Nicole Michaud said:</cite><blockquote cite="http://www.baristaexchange.com/forum/topics/1688216:Topic:47900?page=5&commentId=1688216%3AComment%3A442861&x=1#1688216Comment442861"><div>I like watching you clean your steam wand...</div>
</blockquote> I like watching you clean you…tag:www.baristaexchange.com,2009-04-24:1688216:Comment:4428612009-04-24T14:43:48.418ZNicole Michaudhttps://www.baristaexchange.com/profile/NicoleMichaud
I like watching you clean your steam wand...
I like watching you clean your steam wand... haha
Lucy Matulich said:sorry…tag:www.baristaexchange.com,2009-04-24:1688216:Comment:4423342009-04-24T02:57:08.375ZMandoline Medinahttps://www.baristaexchange.com/profile/MandolineMedina
haha<br />
<cite>Lucy Matulich said:</cite><blockquote cite="http://www.baristaexchange.com/forum/topics/1688216:Topic:47900?x=1&id=1688216%3ATopic%3A47900&page=4#1688216Comment412776"><div>sorry about that. Meg and I are drinking.</div>
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haha<br />
<cite>Lucy Matulich said:</cite><blockquote cite="http://www.baristaexchange.com/forum/topics/1688216:Topic:47900?x=1&id=1688216%3ATopic%3A47900&page=4#1688216Comment412776"><div>sorry about that. Meg and I are drinking.</div>
</blockquote> Two words: Sexual Harassment…tag:www.baristaexchange.com,2009-04-24:1688216:Comment:4423312009-04-24T02:55:11.210ZMandoline Medinahttps://www.baristaexchange.com/profile/MandolineMedina
Two words: Sexual Harassment and or total whore. Hahaha<br />
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<cite>Benza Lance said:</cite><blockquote cite="http://www.baristaexchange.com/forum/topics/1688216:Topic:47900?x=1&id=1688216%3ATopic%3A47900&page=2#1688216Comment94882"><div>Oh, I would have to say this is the best line someone tried to use on me. Happened about two months ago:<br></br> <br></br> Super foxy Romanian girl walks up to the reg. She wants a capp for here (awesome), but doesn't know which espresso to choose (s.o. or the…</div>
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Two words: Sexual Harassment and or total whore. Hahaha<br />
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<cite>Benza Lance said:</cite><blockquote cite="http://www.baristaexchange.com/forum/topics/1688216:Topic:47900?x=1&id=1688216%3ATopic%3A47900&page=2#1688216Comment94882"><div>Oh, I would have to say this is the best line someone tried to use on me. Happened about two months ago:<br/> <br/>
Super foxy Romanian girl walks up to the reg. She wants a capp for here (awesome), but doesn't know which espresso to choose (s.o. or the blend). Since its slow, I take over for the reg op, going into geeky detail about the differences. I finally convince her to try the s.o. 'spro (Ethiopian Ghimbi Wollega), and she gives me a shy little grin and says,<br/>
"Well, lets see how good you taste"<br/>
and gives me a wink.<br/>
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... luckily, I brought a change of pants to work that day, but DAMN!</div>
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Matt Milletto said:…tag:www.baristaexchange.com,2009-04-24:1688216:Comment:4423282009-04-24T02:52:14.373ZMandoline Medinahttps://www.baristaexchange.com/profile/MandolineMedina
Perfect.<br />
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<cite>Matt Milletto said:</cite><blockquote cite="http://www.baristaexchange.com/forum/topics/1688216:Topic:47900#1688216Comment47929"><div><b>I'd tap that</b> ... (speaking of the portafilter after grinds distribution of course)</div>
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Perfect.<br />
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<cite>Matt Milletto said:</cite><blockquote cite="http://www.baristaexchange.com/forum/topics/1688216:Topic:47900#1688216Comment47929"><div><b>I'd tap that</b> ... (speaking of the portafilter after grinds distribution of course)</div>
</blockquote> After waving away cash money…tag:www.baristaexchange.com,2009-04-04:1688216:Comment:4192572009-04-04T15:43:57.810ZPatrick Reedhttps://www.baristaexchange.com/profile/SpartanBarista
After waving away cash money to pay for a latte I said. "Just consider this our first date."
After waving away cash money to pay for a latte I said. "Just consider this our first date."